natearded

1. a mix of the words nate; in this case meaning prude, and retarded; meaning stupid. it could be used to describe a fail moment

2. someone who is prude and stupid
3. a really fail moment that involves something sexual
4. someone that has "prude ears" (meaning they're prude)

guy 1: dude! she just came up and kissed u! wtf? why did u just push her away?!?! u r so natearded.
guy 2: o shut up.

by skimanloveshamandskiingatsquaw April 13, 2010

Naterade

n. Any disgusting bodily fluid, especially, but not exclusively produced from someone called Nate.

That naterade that spewed out of his mouth and all over the bus was pink, disgusting and smelled vile.

No naterade incidents tonight.

by THE REALLY BIG C December 20, 2008

netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

by QuietDean April 25, 2005

NAStarded

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Nascarded

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

by WorseThanHitler October 9, 2021

Netarded Rigger

Someone who's black, retarded, and fucking annoying.
(example, Tyronejaquaviontaviousmocrillonioustilloncycrillionshacrease Bartholomew-June)

You netarded rigger

by tyronejaquaviontaviousmocrillo March 18, 2025