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Nascared 

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.
"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"
Nascared by skisotope July 18, 2007

nascarrin' 

To walk really close to someone and bump into their shoulders due to not paying attention to where ur walking.
1) Omar, why you nascarrin' me man.

2) He kept nascarrin' me on the way to class.
nascarrin' by JRiz May 18, 2007

NAStarded 

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.
Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!
NAStarded by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Nascarded 

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession
Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard
Nascarded by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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