Nascarred

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel

I was trying to relax with my model cars, but she was horny. So I nascarred her.

by Hail and wail August 23, 2025

Nascared

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.

"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"

by skisotope July 18, 2007

nascarrin'

To walk really close to someone and bump into their shoulders due to not paying attention to where ur walking.

1) Omar, why you nascarrin' me man.

2) He kept nascarrin' me on the way to class.

by JRiz May 18, 2007

NAStarded

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Nascarded

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

by WorseThanHitler October 9, 2021