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Nascared 

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.
"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"
Nascared by skisotope July 18, 2007
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nascarrin' 

To walk really close to someone and bump into their shoulders due to not paying attention to where ur walking.
1) Omar, why you nascarrin' me man.

2) He kept nascarrin' me on the way to class.
nascarrin' by JRiz May 18, 2007

NAStarded 

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.
NAStarded by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Nascarded 

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession
Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard
Nascarded by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021