Nargument 

Nargument (verb, noun, adjective)

An argument between two or more hood african americans or dark skinned individuals.

Jerome and I just got into a serious nargument..he won't be coming home tonight.

I was strolling along the brightly lit sidewalk when all of a sudden I heard yelling and witnessed my first nargument. Then I looked down at my trousers and saw that they were moist around the crotch area.

Yo biotch! Now, I be sick of gettin into dem narguments wit your ass.

Sir, I would appreciate it if you would stop getting so slick with your choice of words in this nargument we are engaging in.

Nargument by SpicyBeaver12122 May 20, 2010

Circular Argument 

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.

Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!

Circular Argument by P'tainz August 18, 2013

elliotic argument 

An argument that is so bad that it is instantly destroyed by everyone who encounters it. An argument that is so clearly false that the only person who could possibly take it seriously is someone who is borderline retarded. To be a true elliotic argument the argument must be defended by a deluded fool who despite his extreme inadequacies suffers from a severe case of megalomania.

have you seen this guy who calls himself The AK? His arguments are so bad that they qualify as elliotic arguments.

elliotic argument by jman81 August 21, 2012

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Argument recycler

Someone that uses the same argument against you that you just used against them earlier in the day, that generally resulted in a win. The argument recycler will often use the previous argument out of context making them look dumber than when they were wrong about whatever started the argument. A technique most often used by poor debaters or women.

"Caroline is such an argument recycler".
"Yeah, I beat her earlier in the day in an argument about the benefits of chop stix versus forks, then this afternoon she tried to use the same argument to prove lesbians and sperm whales can make babies, ridiculous"

Argument recycler by King Ross June 25, 2014

Argumentertainment 

(n) (AR-gyoo-MEN-turh-TAYNE-mint)

A source of entertainment, according to the lowest common denominator of human intelligence, derived from watching people argue and generally hate each other. This is most commonly found on situational reality television shows, reality game shows, staged abomination-abortions of popular culture, and mostly anything on Bravo, MTV, or the Style Network.

(Derived from Italian for "obnoxious attention-seeking whores")

Girlfriend: "Oh m'gyah did you see The Jersey Shore the other night? Fackin' Vinny and Paulie fought each other, but neither of them actually threw a punch! What a bunch of pussies, right? It's such a train wreck!"

You: "Woman, get out of my fucking apartment and don't come back until you get it through your head that this awful, goddamn argumentertainment is systematically making you EVEN DUMBER, were that even POSSIBLE, than you were before."

Argumentertainment by The_Mailman September 9, 2011

jargument 

a debate wanting the basic facts of the subject matter.

many politicians indulge in a jargument about the conflict in Darfur. Some even think Darfur is in Asia and is its own country. gibberish

jargument by Zembayyeh August 30, 2010