Zembayyeh's definitions

myologia

Very limited logical reasoning or logical obtuseness. syllogrrheaillogoracy

Advanced math is the only known remedy to myologia.

by Zembayyeh August 14, 2010

syllogrrhea

a habit of using excessive syllogistic reasoning that begs all sorts of questions to prove an argument that is untenable. Cf. to the word construction of logorrhea

all that syllogrrhea in defence of Don Imus as a non-racist but a simple red-haired innocent man was truly insufferable.

by Zembayyeh July 16, 2007

illogoracy

unfamiliarity with logical concepts and methods or inability to use logic.

illogoracy is an affliction that educators have yet to tackle effectively. innumeracy illiteracy myologia

by Zembayyeh August 14, 2010

rectumania

obsessive love of anal sex.

It's rumored that rectumania pays more in adult pornographic work specialization.

by Zembayyeh July 20, 2007

jargument

a debate wanting the basic facts of the subject matter.

many politicians indulge in a jargument about the conflict in Darfur. Some even think Darfur is in Asia and is its own country. gibberish

by Zembayyeh August 30, 2010

Xmas anxiety

Serious pressure induced by considerable confusion about what to give to whom; with whom to spend your Xmas day; and all accompanied by cornishly unchanging Xmass music and the perennial lighting works.

Sara's Xmass anxiety lasts at least two weeks every year. Xmas anxietyangst

by Zembayyeh December 15, 2009