Narfisse 

Danish for a vagina that fools people, it fools people all the the time by seeming like a innocent vagina, but it's really an asshole disguising as a vagina

" Baben is a narfisse ", " Kenneth said Babe was a narfisse "m, " Prada kaldte Baben en narfisse ", " Narfissan "

Narfisse by X'en October 4, 2011

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.

The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.

narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.

Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.

Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.

She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcissexual by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Narcisseptic

A narcissist is an extremely conceited person, and and a person that is septic is full of toxic waste. A "narcisseptic" is a person that is completely into themselves, thinks of no one but themselves and they are completely full of shit.

He constantly lies to make himself look better. He's such a narcisseptic.

Narcisseptic by KarleeQue October 12, 2018

narcissenial 

A person reaching young adulthood around the year 2020 aka a Gen Z'er. Narcissenials are all special, tender reeds & tend to be overconfident where they truly don't know that they don't know...nor do they question whether or not they could possibly be incorrect or not know something . Entitlement & Narcissism are common traits - it's all about them. They have unrealistic expectations which leads to great disillusionment. They are products of helicopter parenting, & as it is with Millenials, they are h&icapped & impaired by this into early adulthood. If our ancestor Homo Sapiens helicopter parented, modern man would likely not have come to exist. The tundra & wild carnivores would've swallowed us up since we were not taught how to fend or fight for ourselves. Today, though parented out of love, helicopter parents are not doing their kids any favors & need to quickly realize that they are doing more harm & damage than anything else.

- They have the highest number followers on SM sites like Twitter & Instagram; Facebook is seen as a social media site for the 'older folks' by Narcissenials.

- They've mastered how to affect the ratio of 'followed-by' to 'following' ratio & go to extremes to have a greater 'follower' number than who they are following; the greater the delta, the more success they feel they've achieved.

Holy shit balls! Taking selfies can be so addicting...I think that I'm a legit Narcissenial!

For Christ's sake Dave, does the kid have to pose and take a picture of every single thing he does? Is the kid a Narcissenial?

Man oh man, I wish Wendy could see how her rapid-fire fish-lips selfies make her look like she got recent botox injections. Do you think I should tell her she's a certifiable Narcissenial?

Narcissenials taking selfies in public are fair game for photo bombers - 100%.

Millenial Self-absorbed Clueless Head in the clouds Selfies Fish lips Entitlement Generation Z

narcissenial by Meechree July 4, 2016

Narcisse 

cute, always doing the unexpected and has a tendency to lie chronicle

Hay look its Narcisse looking cute as always but watch what she says

Narcisse by dayvid456 June 9, 2010