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narcissenial 

A person reaching young adulthood around the year 2020 aka a Gen Z'er. Narcissenials are all special, tender reeds & tend to be overconfident where they truly don't know that they don't know...nor do they question whether or not they could possibly be incorrect or not know something . Entitlement & Narcissism are common traits - it's all about them. They have unrealistic expectations which leads to great disillusionment. They are products of helicopter parenting, & as it is with Millenials, they are h&icapped & impaired by this into early adulthood. If our ancestor Homo Sapiens helicopter parented, modern man would likely not have come to exist. The tundra & wild carnivores would've swallowed us up since we were not taught how to fend or fight for ourselves. Today, though parented out of love, helicopter parents are not doing their kids any favors & need to quickly realize that they are doing more harm & damage than anything else.

- They have the highest number followers on SM sites like Twitter & Instagram; Facebook is seen as a social media site for the 'older folks' by Narcissenials.

- They've mastered how to affect the ratio of 'followed-by' to 'following' ratio & go to extremes to have a greater 'follower' number than who they are following; the greater the delta, the more success they feel they've achieved.
Holy shit balls! Taking selfies can be so addicting...I think that I'm a legit Narcissenial!

For Christ's sake Dave, does the kid have to pose and take a picture of every single thing he does? Is the kid a Narcissenial?

Man oh man, I wish Wendy could see how her rapid-fire fish-lips selfies make her look like she got recent botox injections. Do you think I should tell her she's a certifiable Narcissenial?

Narcissenials taking selfies in public are fair game for photo bombers - 100%.

Millenial Self-absorbed Clueless Head in the clouds Selfies Fish lips Entitlement Generation Z
narcissenial by Meechree July 4, 2016
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narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcissexual 

When you love yourself so much that you only want to fuck yourself, or someone like yourself.
Those two guys in the corner of the bar must be narcissexual, because they look like each other and keep making out.
Narcissexual by Dmoneyrainsonhoes November 10, 2017

Narcissocial 

Someone obsessed with talking about them self on all social media sites, even going so far as to try to make other people's posts about his/herself
"God your sister is so narcissocial! All she ever does is post shit to Facebook and Twitter! I mean who gives a shit if she's just sitting in a chair!"
Narcissocial by stinad6942 August 29, 2012

narcissexuality 

He loves himself too much to date anyone; he suffers from narcissexuality.
narcissexuality by celltower April 19, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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