Napsturbating 

When you fall asleep mid-wank.

"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"

Napsturbating by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

mapsturbating 

1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.

2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.

Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.

mapsturbating by Tigermonkey78 October 30, 2020

rapsturbating 

Masturbating to rap music

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun

rapsturbating by th3legitbeast May 1, 2014

napsturbation

Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

napsturbation by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008

Fapsturbating 

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

Fapsturbating by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

napsterbating 

Masturbating from pr0n found on p2p servers like Kazaa and Napster.

"Where's Mike?"
"He's napsterbating, as usual."

napsterbating by Anonymous August 11, 2004