Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
*Trademarked by SA
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
*Trademarked by SA
by urbdicuser June 13, 2014
by Wolflobot October 31, 2013
by el blobo January 26, 2013
Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.
Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008
by FaceDecade January 14, 2009
by Kgm15 June 12, 2017
"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
by qvackhead May 15, 2025