"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
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Get the Napsturbating mug.The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
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1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.
2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.
2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.
Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.
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Get the rapsturbating mug.Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.
Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008
Get the napsturbation mug.Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.
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