"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
by qvackhead May 16, 2025
A person who just thinks rubber ducks are neat, okay? THEY CAN STOP COLLECTING THEM ANYTIME THEY WANT TO, OKAY?
"Hey bro, I think we need to do an intervention... You said you needed to borrow $20 for groceries, but I just saw you drop that $20 on a hundred tiny rubber ducks on Amazon. You're turning into a quackhead, man."
by qvackhead May 15, 2025
"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."
by qvackhead May 16, 2025
"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."
"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."
"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."
by qvackhead May 15, 2025