napsturbation

Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008

mapsturbation

The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.

Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.

by Jackamazoo March 16, 2009

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

nasturbation

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).

Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.

by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.

I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.

by 89sky07 January 2, 2012

Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.

"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."

by Maux Faux May 20, 2013