mapsturbating 

1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.

2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.

Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.

mapsturbating by Tigermonkey78 October 30, 2020

Mapsturbating 

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.

1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island

Mapsturbating by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.

i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018

masturbating

What you're doing when using urban dictionary.

I'm masturbating.

masturbating by ccthz January 27, 2021

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

furiously masturbating by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

mapsturbation 

The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.

Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.

mapsturbation by Jackamazoo March 16, 2009

Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

Masturdating by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010