napsterbating

Masturbating from pr0n found on p2p servers like Kazaa and Napster.

"Where's Mike?"
"He's napsterbating, as usual."

by Anonymous August 11, 2004

napsterbating

masterbating while taking a nap.... mostly for girls and their dildo's

hey suzie what did you do all afternoon....Well i was napsterbating for a while then i woke up

by jackamoe June 14, 2010

bapsterbating

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates

Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something

by shinskie January 20, 2011

napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.

I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.

by 89sky07 January 2, 2012

Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.

"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."

by Maux Faux May 20, 2013

nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013

Napsturbating

When you fall asleep mid-wank.

"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"

by qvackhead May 15, 2025