napsterbating
napsterbating by Anonymous August 11, 2004
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napsterbating
napsterbating by jackamoe June 14, 2010
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bapsterbating
Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates
bapsterbating by shinskie January 20, 2011
napsterbation
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
napsterbation by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
Napsterbation
"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."
Napsterbation by Maux Faux May 20, 2013
nasterbating
nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.
Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
nasterbating by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013
Napsturbating
"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
Napsturbating by qvackhead May 15, 2025
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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