Nanaimers

The nickname for Nanaimo (mostly said by hicks. Or if VERY drunk!) it definitely fits the vibe of the island city of Nanaimo, BC

Guy on the 70 bus heading towards Nanaimo: “Where you off to buddy?”

Guy in response: “I’m off to Nanaimers!!”

Nanaimers by Twunk102 November 30, 2025

fok julle naaiers 

Afrikaans slang which loosely translates to the derogatory insult "fuck all you fuckers," or "fuck you all." Made popular by South African rap-rave group DIE ANTWOORD, but not invented by.

Put the pedal to the metal and I'm scorching my tires. Middle finger in the air, ja! Fok julle naaiers!

fok julle naaiers by grimmfire April 26, 2015

Nanniverse 

Theoretically it is said to be the place where super-power wielding Nannies originate from. Such as; Mary Poppins, Nanny McPhee etc. See; Nanny . It is said to exist between a broom closet and the space time continuum. Probably the after effects of a black hole. Travel to the nanniverse by non-nannies is not yet known.

However the method of travel used by nannies include such "portals" to the Nanniverse that are known to exist as described in completely accurate historical documents ref: Mary Poppins , Nanny Mcphee ; Such methods of travel include "enchanted" handbags for more on enchanted handbags related to this topic see; Felix The Cat.

Such "mini' portals have been used by such nannies to conjure enchanted weapons such as; gravity defying umbrellas and powerful hallucinogenic drugs and compounds described by nannies as; "Medecine".

Conjuration of such weapons usually are followed by a recitation of spells such as ref: Mary Poppins: "A spoon full of sugar" is used to administer such neuro-toxins to it's prey. Rendering small children in a euphoric state, followed by extreme lucid hallucinations and distortions of reality.

She pulled that umbrella out of her purse probably from the Nanniverse, she is now flying around on it seducing chimney sweeps and getting small children to drink from an unlabeled bottle.

Nanniverse by FrankieA October 10, 2013

naniversafarian 

na•ni•ver•sa•far•i•an

/ˌanəˈvərs(ə)ˈferēən/

noun

On the eve of married parents' anniversary, he or she enters into their home through the dryer exhaust and through the lint trap. Once inside gifts are set before the dishwasher or refrigerator for all members of the family in celebration of the beginning of this family. A note is customarily left behind stating "Your parents bought these."

"The Naniversafarian" being a title, is never held by the same person 2 years in a row. Persons have, however, been known to reprise the role.

Upon becoming the Naniversafarian persons have been known to take on very poor fake patwa, wear headbands out of their normal character, and to hide anything more than the first gift given to each family member in random places about the residence. This last behavior is not out of whimsey, and seems to be born out of a character of general tidiness, an inability to carry much, and an attempt at fairness that everyone see at least one thing before the dishwasher.

The Naniversafarian hid my Nintendo Switch game under the planter. It took me weeks to find it!

naniversafarian by Festercluck November 10, 2020