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fok julle naaiers 

Afrikaans slang which loosely translates to the derogatory insult "fuck all you fuckers," or "fuck you all." Made popular by South African rap-rave group DIE ANTWOORD, but not invented by.
Put the pedal to the metal and I'm scorching my tires. Middle finger in the air, ja! Fok julle naaiers!

Nanniverse 

Theoretically it is said to be the place where super-power wielding Nannies originate from. Such as; Mary Poppins, Nanny McPhee etc. See; Nanny . It is said to exist between a broom closet and the space time continuum. Probably the after effects of a black hole. Travel to the nanniverse by non-nannies is not yet known.

However the method of travel used by nannies include such "portals" to the Nanniverse that are known to exist as described in completely accurate historical documents ref: Mary Poppins , Nanny Mcphee ; Such methods of travel include "enchanted" handbags for more on enchanted handbags related to this topic see; Felix The Cat.

Such "mini' portals have been used by such nannies to conjure enchanted weapons such as; gravity defying umbrellas and powerful hallucinogenic drugs and compounds described by nannies as; "Medecine".

Conjuration of such weapons usually are followed by a recitation of spells such as ref: Mary Poppins: "A spoon full of sugar" is used to administer such neuro-toxins to it's prey. Rendering small children in a euphoric state, followed by extreme lucid hallucinations and distortions of reality.
She pulled that umbrella out of her purse probably from the Nanniverse, she is now flying around on it seducing chimney sweeps and getting small children to drink from an unlabeled bottle.
Nanniverse by FrankieA October 10, 2013

naniversafarian 

na•ni•ver•sa•far•i•an

/ˌanəˈvərs(ə)ˈferēən/

noun

On the eve of married parents' anniversary, he or she enters into their home through the dryer exhaust and through the lint trap. Once inside gifts are set before the dishwasher or refrigerator for all members of the family in celebration of the beginning of this family. A note is customarily left behind stating "Your parents bought these."

"The Naniversafarian" being a title, is never held by the same person 2 years in a row. Persons have, however, been known to reprise the role.

Upon becoming the Naniversafarian persons have been known to take on very poor fake patwa, wear headbands out of their normal character, and to hide anything more than the first gift given to each family member in random places about the residence. This last behavior is not out of whimsey, and seems to be born out of a character of general tidiness, an inability to carry much, and an attempt at fairness that everyone see at least one thing before the dishwasher.
The Naniversafarian hid my Nintendo Switch game under the planter. It took me weeks to find it!
naniversafarian by Festercluck November 10, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026