Beautiful small city, although tries too hard to be a mini Vancouver.
Women try to be classy by owning toy poodles, shopping at Suzy Shier, and walking around in Lulu
Lemon pants while ending each sentence with "namaste". All the while hitting up the gym twice a week, gossiping about others, leeching off their
rich partners/spouses, getting an 'edgy' White girl tattoo(I.e. Infinity symbol), and driving in priuses or
dodge chargers(which you can also bet isn'
t theirs). On top of all this, a majority of them look the same, are super unwelcoming, with questionable motives at best.
The male population generally consists of middle aged suits who drive in large
black vehicles who put down
people at the drive through, old war vets who are extremely crusty, and young white boys who live off of
mommy and daddy's
money. None of these walks of life are challenging to spot. The young boys like to wear whatever is on sale at West49 whilst lacking the ability to actually skateboard; acting "tuff", cussing at everyone, and hitting on predeveloped underdressed teenage
girls who will put out for anyone are just a few of the activities that teen boys do here.
If you live in Nanaimo long enough, you will see "I Luv Harewood" bumper stickers. This is the equivalent of I heart
trash, since Harewood is the ghetto, while also donning the nickname, "Scarewood."
"You know that girl over there? Debby?"
"What about her?"
"She has slept with at least
fifty people and shes only 20."
"Wow, that's super
young. That's a lot too."
"Yup, she's a Nanaimo girl."
