Twunk102's definitions

Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim

Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom

by Twunk102 March 24, 2026

Squamish of Vancouver Island

What Duncan BC is becoming. When you can’t afford Victoria which is basically the Vancouver of Vancouver Island, you buy in Duncan so you can at least own without going broke. The people of Duncan have the Squamish vibe so it’s definitely fitting.

Adam: dear god Duncan is becoming the Squamish of Vancouver Island

Nate: I can't believe that I can't believe it, but I really can't believe it.

by Twunk102 March 1, 2026

Stepping-Stone Pussy

When you haven’t landed a woman in months. When you get a message on Tinder that they want to come over but they aren’t particularly attractive but you want to get some practice in with their pussy, you jump on it instantly. Usually used in context when you want to get back into the pussy screwing game.

Greg: I hear you FINALLY got pussy last night, bro
Tom: yes it was Stepping-Stone Pussy. She wasn’t that attractive but the pussy felt great! Now I can say I’m back!!!

by Twunk102 February 25, 2026

Lightly Gas Lighting

When you gas light in a very subtle way where you blame your nationality for the way you treat people. And it goes over the other persons head before they realize they’ve be subtly gaslighted where the person gaslighting took no responsibility and threw it back at them lightly. It’s usually done when the relationship is at a turning point and you don’t want a fight. But you also want them to think the way you treat them is okay.

Liam: I think you’re lightly gas lighting me

Adam: no you’re just being delusional

by Twunk102 February 24, 2026

I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.

Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!

by Twunk102 December 24, 2025

Dunctard

Someone from Duncan, BC who is a total retard do you combine the word together with the city of Duncan. It usually refers to the people who sleep with you then get mad when you pay their cab fare home or let them stay the night because they’re super sketch.

Adam: I had this Dunctard over last night and he yelled at me because he had to walk home because he was too cheap to get a cab. And I don’t let guys stay over who give fake names.

by Twunk102 December 20, 2025

The Booze Necessities

The stuff that brings the cocktails together! It’s usually used in reference to “The Jungle Book”. It’s used when you’re stuck in a small town with nothing going on. So you need to”The Booze Necessities”

Josh: “what are you doing tonight in this town where the buses end at 5pm?”
Adam: “The Booze Necessities of course!”

by Twunk102 December 11, 2025