Twunk102's definitions

pink pierogi

A vagina: usually refers to a young woman who hasn’t had children yet. It looks fresh and alive like a flower that has just blossomed in Spring. It feels amazing and tight when you enter with your penis. The sight of it is like an art piece on display at a museum.

Guy 1: “Did you see Hailey last night?”
Guy 2: “Yes I fucked her pink pierogi all night!”

by Twunk102 February 1, 2024

Prairie Docking

When you shove your uncut cock inside someone’s ass while they are prairie dogging and the foreskin wraps over the excrement.

Uncut guy: “I hooked up with Jim last night. He didn’t prepare so I ended up prairie docking him!”

by Twunk102 January 17, 2025

Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

by Twunk102 February 15, 2024

Pippi Dicksucking

An insult used towards an effeminate man who you don’t like. Usually used in a roasting scenario or when you’re standing up for yourself towards this lame individual.

Roaster: “Pippi Longstocking? More like Pippi Dicksucking!”

by Twunk102 November 29, 2025

Nanaimers

The nickname for Nanaimo (mostly said by hicks. Or if VERY drunk!) it definitely fits the vibe of the island city of Nanaimo, BC

Guy on the 70 bus heading towards Nanaimo: “Where you off to buddy?”

Guy in response: “I’m off to Nanaimers!!”

by Twunk102 November 30, 2025

Grease WithoutHerSpoon

An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.

Employee one: did you see Danny today? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon

by Twunk102 December 3, 2025

Feliz Navi-dead

When you and your spouse want to kill each other on Christmas. It’s usually used when you’re angry at each other and want the other person dead because they can’t get with the holiday program and wait until last minute to set up the tree or Christmas lights.

Wife: you’ll soon be Feliz Navi-dead when I use the Christmas lights to strangle you!

by Twunk102 December 4, 2025