A vagina: usually refers to a young woman who hasn’t had children yet. It looks fresh and alive like a flower that has just blossomed in Spring. It feels amazing and tight when you enter with your penis. The sight of it is like an art piece on display at a museum.
by Twunk102 February 01, 2024
When you shove your uncut cock inside someone’s ass while they are prairie dogging and the foreskin wraps over the excrement.
by Twunk102 January 17, 2025
Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024