When you shove your uncut cock inside someone’s ass while they are prairie dogging and the foreskin wraps over the excrement.
by Twunk102 January 18, 2025
A vagina: usually refers to a young woman who hasn’t had children yet. It looks fresh and alive like a flower that has just blossomed in Spring. It feels amazing and tight when you enter with your penis. The sight of it is like an art piece on display at a museum.
by Twunk102 February 01, 2024
Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 16, 2024