Nairned 

When someone you know can easily provide information in regards to the current situation however instead, they just vanish off of the face of the earth.

Tom: I can't go to the event
Steve: Why not, Tom?
(Tom will never reply to Steve's message)

James: Woah Steve, you just got Nairned my dude.

Nairned by Hosey pipey August 11, 2018

Naired 

To be so drunk or even paraletic, that you are subsequently taken to hospital.

-"Dave, did you see that girl lying in her own sick last night?"

-"Yeah man, she was so naired."

Naired by PGCHPGCH April 3, 2009

Nairne 

Nairne is a small village roughly 50 kilometres from the Adelaide CBD. Once known to few, due to recent inhabitants, Tom Clark, it has become quite famous. Few have visited Nairne, and fewer have heard of Nairne. Once the testing land for Nuclear Weapons, it has developed into a vibrant, evergrowing community, with a great public transport system.

More to come.

Brighton Person: "What time did you wake up to get to school today?"
Nairne Person: "FFS! I've told you 100 times, 5.30!"
Brighton Person: "PWNT!"

Nairne Person: "Your gay!"
Brighton Person: "One word, Nairne"
*Nairne person walks away in dismay*

Nairne by Nairne 5252 April 3, 2008

narned

(adj) to have smoked so much cannabis that you believe you are in Narnia.

Edmund: Peter, please do pass the Turkish Delight...haha.
Peter: Dude you are sooo narned.

narned by arpeggi December 29, 2009

nairne 

nairne is a Scottish name from a town in east Inverness. Nairne’s are usually highly underrated yet incredibly smart girls. She will always put others first before her. When around her family and friends she’s extremely confident and loves to hang around with them. Nairne’s are normally the mother of the friendship group even though her friends take the mick out of her they truly love to be around her.

“you know nairne she’s so underrated”

nairne by nairne March 6, 2020

nairneenorna 

Nairneenorna one of the hottest girls ever she keeps u up T night she makes u laugh she is the best girlfriend u could finf

She is such a nairneenorna

nairneenorna by Keadan carper June 1, 2017

Naired 

To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.

Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.

Naired by Buttquack July 5, 2023