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Nairne is a small village roughly 50 kilometres from the Adelaide CBD. Once known to few, due to recent inhabitants, Tom Clark, it has become quite famous. Few have visited Nairne, and fewer have heard of Nairne. Once the testing land for Nuclear Weapons, it has developed into a vibrant, evergrowing community, with a great public transport system.

More to come.
Brighton Person: "What time did you wake up to get to school today?"
Nairne Person: "FFS! I've told you 100 times, 5.30!"
Brighton Person: "PWNT!"

Nairne Person: "Your gay!"
Brighton Person: "One word, Nairne"
*Nairne person walks away in dismay*
Nairne by Nairne 5252 April 3, 2008
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nairne is a Scottish name from a town in east Inverness. Nairne’s are usually highly underrated yet incredibly smart girls. She will always put others first before her. When around her family and friends she’s extremely confident and loves to hang around with them. Nairne’s are normally the mother of the friendship group even though her friends take the mick out of her they truly love to be around her.
“you know nairne she’s so underrated”
nairne by nairne March 6, 2020
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rosetta nairne 

Is a good person she is a gym teacher and treat all of her students as if they were her own children and isn’t afraid to tell the truth also is very funny and spontaneous
Ms Rosetta nairne is the best gym teacher ever
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The most beautiful Brazilian girl you will find. Her smile is like no other, it is more contagious than covid. She is very short but has the personality of somebody who is 7 feet tall. She is sweet and has a big heart. She is very smart and driven with a bright future. She has beautiful eyes. She will steal your heart.
I met this girl named Naiane, I think I’m in love.
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Nairnism 

use of nairnism in a conversation.
"Oh like that will work!!"
Nairnism by quality_rain_loop January 26, 2010
To be so drunk or even paraletic, that you are subsequently taken to hospital.
-"Dave, did you see that girl lying in her own sick last night?"

-"Yeah man, she was so naired."
Naired by PGCHPGCH April 3, 2009
A small scottish town about 20 miles from Inverness a large ned population and also a high percentage of elderly people make up the population. It has more pubs than you would expect and probably more than is safe. Generally noted for it's beach which is quite nice in the summer it has very few redeaming features.
- "wanna go to that beach party in Nairn?"

-" nah last one was crashed by ned's then got ruined when some old woman called the cops"

-" could go to the pubs?"

-"yeah but which one there's like 10"
Nairn by jager_child December 7, 2010
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