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To be so drunk or even paraletic, that you are subsequently taken to hospital.
-"Dave, did you see that girl lying in her own sick last night?"

-"Yeah man, she was so naired."
Naired by PGCHPGCH April 3, 2009
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To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.
Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.
Naired by Buttquack July 5, 2023
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Nailed it 

To prevail,to win,to triumph.
Can you believe it,they really won,they nailed it.
Nailed it by BlackPohatu November 30, 2016

nailed her to the floor 

male #! "Did you fuck that girl last night?"

male#2 "Yeah, I nailed her to the floor..."

nailed it 

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.
" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"
nailed it by carl June 19, 2006

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall 

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

Nailed it 

Nailed it! Sarah said after winning one mil
Nailed it by Wowthatsblurry July 2, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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