To be so drunk or even paraletic, that you are subsequently taken to hospital.
-"Dave, did you see that girl lying in her own sick last night?"

-"Yeah man, she was so naired."
by PGCHPGCH April 3, 2009
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Hair removal system that does not work.
Yeah, I put that Nair shit on my legs and after about 6 minutes it started to burn my flesh, then my hands smelled like burning rubber after I tried to wash it off...
by The Bandwagon June 20, 2004
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Used in the Super Smash Brothers series. This is an attack that is used in the air without putting in a direction (up, down, left, right). Most nairs are either a kick or a spin.
I hate it when my brother spams Cloud's nair.
by Person Guy221 January 7, 2018
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A beautiful woman who is responsible and loving. She studies and wants the best for her children. Nair is a loving person who is often found taking care of other people rather than herself. She’s the type of person who wants the best for you. She achieves every thing she puts her mind to and speaks her voice. She is brave and fights for the good of others.
You that lady standing over there she’s so independent
Oh yeah she’s nair and the most reliable and loving person out there
by Certi_kinnggzzzz April 16, 2019
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The equivalent of burning shit in a container. Leaves red splotches all over your legs and will burn off your finger nails if left on long enough.
"Nair is great! I only have to re-apply it 6 times and then I have something almost but not quite like razor burn."
by The Muffin January 14, 2006
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meaning "no" when conversing with someone.
me: "i thought you were gunna buy me some tacos at jack-n-the-box"

you:"nair! buy your own!!"
by bay BEEZY July 11, 2008
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no, none, or zero; a lack of
Dwight Howard got nair stroke

Lebron has nair rings
by qpqpqp January 31, 2011
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