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To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.
Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.
Naired by Buttquack July 5, 2023
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Nailed it 

To prevail,to win,to triumph.
Can you believe it,they really won,they nailed it.
Nailed it by BlackPohatu November 30, 2016

nailed her to the floor 

male #! "Did you fuck that girl last night?"

male#2 "Yeah, I nailed her to the floor..."

nailed it 

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.
" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"
nailed it by carl June 19, 2006

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall 

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

Nailed it 

Nailed it! Sarah said after winning one mil
Nailed it by Wowthatsblurry July 2, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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