Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Buttquack

Dumbnut

See dumbass, dumbfuck, dumbshit, etc.

My dumbnut brother forgot to turn the stove off, now my house is burnt down!

Dumbnut by Buttquack February 9, 2026

Merch

A famous quote by squidward, said in reaction to anything.

I'm pregnant and you're the father.
Erm, what the sigma?

Merch

To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.

Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.

Naired by Buttquack July 5, 2023

Merch

An exclamation to use whenever something exciting happens, and particularly if someone gets hurt.

Guy 1: My father has been diagnosed with cancer.
Guy 2: Wahogity! That sucks, but I dont care!

Merch

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.

That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.

Merch

I saw some guy flinging a sword around, he was probably spiricadueling.

Merch

To walk slowly in water, particularly a pool.

Some guy was doing a dowap while in the pool, I think he was high.

Dowap by Buttquack October 5, 2022

Merch