Nutss

Computer language for God, He, The Maker, The Architect

You got pwned by Nutss. Nutss has invited you to join an orgy.

Nutss by Jan Lul May 17, 2004

nutsak 

In ancient Roman culture, Nutsak (from the Latin adjective Nutsakis, "fruitful, blessed, happy, lucky") is a condition of divinely inspired productivity, blessedness, or happiness. Nutsak could encompass both a person's well being, and luck or good fortune. The divine personification of Nutsak was cultivated as deity . Although Nutsak may be translated as "good luck," and the deity Nutsak shares some characteristics and attributes with Nutsako, the two were distinguished in Roman religion. Nutsako was unpredictable and its effects could be negative, as the existence of an altar to Mala Nutsako ("Bad Luck") acknowledges. Nutsak, however, always had a positive significance. Nutsak appears with several epithets that focus on aspects of his divine power.

Nutsak had a temple in Rome as early as the mid-3rd century BC, and during the Republican era was honored at two official festivals of Roman state religion, on Septermber 1 in conjunction with Plano and October 15 as Nutsak Nutsako. Nutsak continued to play an important role in Imperial cult, and was frequently portrayed on coins as a symbol of the wealth and prosperity of the Ancient Empire.

Nutsak I want to thank you for all you have done for me and all that you will continue to help me do in my life. I want to ask that you give me the strength that I need to make it out of this difficult moment in my life. All I ask is that through your power and blessing that I am able to fulfill my potential as a person. Amen!

nutsak by Robert O'neil December 21, 2016

nuts.com 

Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.

If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.

Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nuts.com by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

Thunder Nuts 

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.

Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.

Thunder Nuts by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020

Deez Nuts 2016 

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Barcelona Nuts 

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.

During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.

Barcelona Nuts by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021

Hold Your Own Nuts 

When someone is using you, your name, or your cause to advance their own agenda instead of standing on their own without you they are not "holding their own nuts" and are holding someone else's nuts. Telling someone to "hold your own nuts" mean to stand on their own two feet--not stand on the shoulders of others.

Similar saying: "Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps".

She likes to use my name and accomplishments to gain favor for her own agenda. I told her , "Hold your own nuts"!

Hold Your Own Nuts by PhoenixRising79 February 4, 2017