NOTFS 

NOTFS is a shortcut for none of this fucking shit

Justin: do you want any of these PlayBoy magazines I just brought it from my backpack
Henry: NOTFS man I really wanna play some Mario games at home during quarantine *sighs*

NOTFS by Quasarius February 12, 2021

NotSqvage 

A bald Minecraft pinger who is edating Sxtormy

NotSqvage took the L

NotSqvage by laired October 9, 2020

notflix 

describing the process of endless scrolling through the overwhelming amount of movies displayed on streaming websites

I had to notflix for ages last night before I could find anything worth watching

notflix by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"

Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!

lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008

Notser 

To run into an island with a ship.

Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...

Notser by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019

Notes app apology 

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.

Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.

Notes app apology by I Tell The Whole Real Truth July 12, 2021

NotIsaac 

Isaac Gaming,now known as NotIsaac is a Gay Maltese youtuber who is a part of the Lgbtq community ,he posts minecraft videos and is famous for having the worst Sub to view ratio on youtube.

I'm just goofing around 🤪- Notisaac

NotIsaac by Omoro August 9, 2023