NOTS

NOTS is a shortcut for none of this shit

Justin: do you want some Sapporo booze and sone Marlboro cigarettes
Henry: nah NOTS man I don't want it

by Quasarius February 12, 2021

NOTFS

NOTFS is a shortcut for none of this fucking shit

Justin: do you want any of these PlayBoy magazines I just brought it from my backpack
Henry: NOTFS man I really wanna play some Mario games at home during quarantine *sighs*

by Quasarius February 12, 2021

ROTFLTFO

ROTFLTFO stands for “rolling on the floor laugh the fuck out/rolling on the floor laugh the fuck off”
John: So I just went Mario Karting and drank beer last night with my wife and I almost ROTFLTFO
Jack: Oh so do you
John: yeah I almost ROTFLTFO

ROTFLTFO

by Quasarius January 10, 2022

Phiss

Phiss has the same meaning of piss but a different letter

John: I gotta go take a phiss in the restroom
Harry: then you better hurry or you'll be late for everything now
John: oh shit I gotta hurry up phissing in the restroom

by Quasarius February 12, 2021

Micraphone

Micraphone is a poorly designed crappy microphone that can breaks easily
Billy: This old microphone isn't working anymore because I can’t sing a song
Bob: you’re using that old crappy micraphone

Billy: okay I’ll throw it away and get a new one soon

micraphone microphone

by Quasarius September 15, 2021

IDWTF

IDWTF is a shortcut for I don't want to fuck and for people who is scared of being fucked

Louis: do you want to get a fuck right in the ass
Donald: IDWTF because I am scared of strangers, friends and neighbors who likes to fuck me right in the ass

by Quasarius February 12, 2021

Fhuck

Has the same meaning of fuck but it has a different spelling

John: Why the fuck did you watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure like an fucking hour everyday in the morning, afternoon, evening, night and midnight
Sean: oh fhuck I already got it now and I already remember it now

by Quasarius February 10, 2021