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Man, your mom's got the hot flashes with that shit. What, she's got the NJD?
NJD by wifey March 27, 2005
Words you can keep
having a rage nazi fit in which you ban a whole irc channel or kill everyone in the surrounding premises using means of Grand Theft Auto devices such as cars, rocket launchers, m4a1 colts and AK Rifles. Also known to barrack for the New Jersey Devils.
Necron went all NJD on me
NJD by Vlad :) October 16, 2003
Abbreviation for 'New Jersey Douchebag.' A typical NJDB is very cocky and can often be identified as the fag dressed like a frat boy flooring their sporty car with an automatic transmission from stop light to stop light (God forbid they actually learn how to drive a manual). When NJDBs aren't displaying typical New Jersey driving behavior, they can often be found polluting the campuses and downtown settings of universities in states adjacent to New Jersey with their chav-like homosexuality. NJDBs have a reputation for maintaining the dropout rates of the universities they attend as they elect to “chill with the bros” and get drunk or high rather than doing even a sliver of schoolwork; they are drawn to frat parties like mosquitoes to bug zappers.
John: There are a bunch of drunk NJDBs at Canyon Pizza.
Steve: That’s disgusting! Let’s go to sbarro instead.

A damn NJDB in a Mustang ran a red light and almost hit me when I was crossing College Avenue yesterday.
NJDB by The Hoovster May 12, 2009
aka New Jersey Dental School. Prides itself in being one of the toughest public dental schools to get accepted and to graduate..but in all reality its just politics, politics, and politics. NJDS has tried to piece its reputation together following the cheating scandalS and since then has beaten the code of conducts and ethics in our brains for years. Preclinic is hooked up with state of the art "heads on sticks" literally just a head on a stick that is inserted in a little hole on the side of your NON-working unit. The xray machine aka the infertility machine aka as the epitome of a public school, is just a wooden box with an xray tube inside of it. Clinic however is awesome, that is if you are on the Pavillion side of the building.
Me: I go to NJDS
You: Thats unfortunate....
Me: At least its better than NYUCD
You: Thats true!

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NJDS is the New Jersey Dental School, Newark, N.J.
njds by Roger Johansen November 26, 2006
Nonsense; to be unappreciative of anothers lack of grammatical sense; obtrusive editorial insult.
Oh I can go njdce? Njdce? You looking at me, njdce?
njdce by Jimmy McNeil December 11, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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