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NHTSA

Kyle: What's the purpose of NHTSA?
Chris: Save lives and prevent injuries.
by The Real Driller July 22, 2021
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nutsak

In ancient Roman culture, Nutsak (from the Latin adjective Nutsakis, "fruitful, blessed, happy, lucky") is a condition of divinely inspired productivity, blessedness, or happiness. Nutsak could encompass both a person's well being, and luck or good fortune. The divine personification of Nutsak was cultivated as deity . Although Nutsak may be translated as "good luck," and the deity Nutsak shares some characteristics and attributes with Nutsako, the two were distinguished in Roman religion. Nutsako was unpredictable and its effects could be negative, as the existence of an altar to Mala Nutsako ("Bad Luck") acknowledges. Nutsak, however, always had a positive significance. Nutsak appears with several epithets that focus on aspects of his divine power.

Nutsak had a temple in Rome as early as the mid-3rd century BC, and during the Republican era was honored at two official festivals of Roman state religion, on Septermber 1 in conjunction with Plano and October 15 as Nutsak Nutsako. Nutsak continued to play an important role in Imperial cult, and was frequently portrayed on coins as a symbol of the wealth and prosperity of the Ancient Empire.
Nutsak I want to thank you for all you have done for me and all that you will continue to help me do in my life. I want to ask that you give me the strength that I need to make it out of this difficult moment in my life. All I ask is that through your power and blessing that I am able to fulfill my potential as a person. Amen!
by Robert O'neil December 21, 2016
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netsanet

a Netsanet is a person with a kind heart and big dreams. A Netsanet will not give up on herself or her friend. She has lots of love to give and get but she usually just want to give and only get when needed.
by Netsienetsie May 25, 2019
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nutsa

suppersupper hot girl name
nutsa is hottest girl in this world
by cute butterfly November 14, 2019
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nutsack of nowhere

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.
by levine2112 November 25, 2007
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Nutsacraments

Sexually redemptive tenets laid out by Lord Anaconda The Whip, possessor of "The Wand of Forgiveness"

1) Woman, thou shalt suckle hungrily upon thy man's rigid cock, as if it were thy only source of nourishment.

2) Woman, thou shalt be attentive to the balls, lest they grow cold and melacholy.

3) Woman, though shalt pump the shaft with thy hand as with thy lotion bottle when very nearly empty.

4. Woman, when thy lover's cock spasms and erupts the nourishing, nectarous, pearly white cum to annoint thy face and mouth, thou shalt gulp it down eagerly, as an old alcoholic woman gulps Bailey's Irish Cream...for therein lay your salvation!

5. Woman, thou shalt gently kiss and lick thy lover's cock as it shrinks flacidly--for to suck vigorously as before is likely to tickle the sensitive, shrinking pipe-organ.

6. Woman, when engulfing the shaft with thine seething pussy, though shalt moan as if thou art being split in twain with it's massive orgasm-inducing prowess, and then whimper as if helpless before it's mighty shaft.

7. Woman, thou shalt eagerly offer thy lover butthole pleasures, the sooner after beginning dating, the better, that the alluringly forbidden backdoor loving not become an unmentionable taboo. Verily, no condom must bar the way, for the hot nutmilk to penetrate deeply into thine ass, for your pleasure.

"THESE ARE THE SEVEN NUTSACRAMENTS I HAVE GIVEN THEE TO HEED AND EMBODY, IN FULFILLMENT OF THE PROPHECY!!!" - Lord Anaconda The Whip
"I heard you hit that last night, was she any good?"

"SHE WAS PHENOMENAL...the best I've ever had...she observed ALL SEVEN OF THE NUTSACRAMENTS!!!"

"ALL SEVEN?!? Praise be to Lord Anaconda The Whip!!!"

PRAISE BE!!!
by High Priest Salam December 4, 2010
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Nutsack

Term for the male testicles. Also known as balls, hangers, sack, nuts, etc. Having nuts and feeling them swing throughout the day is a daily reminder for men that we have power by having a nutsack between our legs
Dude. All that porn I have been edging to for hours is making me want to DRAIN my NUTSACK. I need to BUST A NUT.
by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023
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