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Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.
I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.
Wise Mystical Tree by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating
I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.
masticating by Stew September 17, 2004
To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!
Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh
Wise Mystical Tree by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

Mystical 

A unique and beautiful girl.
May be different but that's what's makes her special. Very creative and loves art from dancing & singing to drawing & writing. Born to shine. Very nice and loves to help others might be shy at 1st but when she trusts you. Your going to know everything bout her. One thing for sure never say anything to defender a Mystical. Cause you'll never be more scared of anything in your life.
Kat. omg is that a Mystical

Cas. Ya she's my bff
Logan. Idc who's her friend she's gorgeous
Mystical by Heartless 365^/ August 22, 2017

Masticating 

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating
"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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