Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"
Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:
Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"
Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"
Gen-X Adult:
"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."
Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"
Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"
Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"
Gen-X Adult:
"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."
Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"
Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
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by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by Racc February 13, 2020
Verb:
1) What happens when someone in Rock Band selects the guitar to play and so does the other person. This switches the first person immediately to bass.
2) Complete ownage!
1) What happens when someone in Rock Band selects the guitar to play and so does the other person. This switches the first person immediately to bass.
2) Complete ownage!
by T-Graph September 20, 2008
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

