Mykha 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS BITCH! MWA

Mykha is a strong and independent woman who does not need anyone to be happy in life. Charot.

Mykha does not give a fuck on your opinion of her.

Mykha by sikretongmalupet September 15, 2020

Mykha 

1) The name of a beautiful maiden who controls any human being she wants
2) Usually a girl, but name hold no restrictions
3) She is DA BOMB and will bitch slap someone if she has too
4) She's goin' places

Jerry: I made a friend today
Greg: Agh, who is it?
Jerry: Mykha
Greg: Ohhhhh, watch out for her, she a crazy bitch, but pretty seductive

Mykha by -Urban Man February 28, 2015

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that

mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.

mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

Mychaela 

To put it in simple and clear terms, she’s perfect. Perfect is a definition specific to individuals, however she’s just perfect. She makes the world keep turning with her smile, her eyes will make you lost in them like an open ocean, her body will make you beyond curious. There’s more then one way to describe her in a cheesy poetic way, because shes makes you want to. She’s so open minded yet has her own morale code. She’s smart and can be serious yet knows how to have fun and play around. The love and care she gives is unmatched except for the love you should be giving back to her. You can never give this girl enough yet she’s satisfied with little, she appreciates everything. And if you’re lucky enough to be able to appreciate her you should. If you’re a Mychaela reading this just remember you’re amazing and mean the world to someone else, keep being awesome.

“Hey bro! I’m with this girl and I’m obsessed with her, everything about her seams perfect”
“Who is she?”
“Her name is Mychaela”

“Ahhh, that makes sense”

Mychaela by Mychaelalover2120 April 14, 2020

Myka 

A very passionate and loyal woman. A Myka always imagines the best for everyone. The law of kindness resides within her and she is highly intelligent. She has great character and is seriously attractive in the flesh.

Wow! Bro, did you see that girl Myka?
Yea! Fortunately I got to meet her!

Myka by FORACROULTRASOPH April 7, 2015