Mustardbating 

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.

Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"

Mustardbating by P+V=S March 24, 2010

Masturdbating 

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."

Masturdbating by Shho13 April 19, 2014

Mustarbating 

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.

Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.

Mustarbating by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

Musturbating 

A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.

Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...

Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.

Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.

Musturbating by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020

mustarbating 

when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. Usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.

After having a romantic McDonald's dinner in their car. Teens Jack and Jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the McDonald's mustard packs.

mustarbating by Julian Ray October 13, 2013

mustardbation 

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

mustardbation by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

mustardbaiting 

When a person makes a clickbait video but instead of something unrelated to get views its a picture of mustard.

I use mustardbaiting to get views.

mustardbaiting by Rick C-139 September 16, 2017