mustardbation 

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

mustardbation by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

mustardbation 

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

mustardbation by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

Mustardization

In relation to Corrosion - the change of colour of rust from a light red to a dark red colour

The corrosion on the Tank has mustardized, The mustardization of the rust has indicated a change in the intergrity of the tank

Mustardization by Revric July 28, 2011

Mustardbating 

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.

Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"

Mustardbating by P+V=S March 24, 2010

musterbation 

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating

Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

musterbation by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

Masturdbation 

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

Masturdbation by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009

Mustarbating 

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.

Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.

Mustarbating by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006