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Muddy Helmet 

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011
Related Words

My muddy 

Nyc slang for my friend or my day one of my nigga
“ you know jay?”
Yeah that’s my muddyyy ftyb
My muddy by Mr50aneigth March 9, 2021

Poms mussy 

Poms mussy means mom's pussy, a code word for referring to your mom's pussy in public.
I heard that my poms mussy smells.
Poms mussy by MrPomsMussy June 16, 2019

muddy puppy 

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.
Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie doesn't know any better.
muddy puppy by Jasper Rojas October 27, 2008

musky husky 

Term in the furry community used to describe a stinky or sweaty individual with poor hygiene.
Dazzlefox hasn't taken off his fursuit since the convention started, he's such a musky husky.
musky husky by PLAYERUNKNOWN April 12, 2019

mushy purples 

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.
mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017