Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.
Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.
by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010
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The act of shitting into someone's beverage whilst listening to "The Blues."
It really upset Joe to learn that the man that had just left the Blue's club had performed a "muddy waters" on his "Jack 'n' Coke."
by Apple Jaxx May 06, 2016
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Sexual act involving a male urinating into a females open rectum.
Brad: Dude, it was the first time we had sex and she let me do the muddy water on her.

John: No way man! Shes a keeper.
by El Kabong Numero 2 May 08, 2009
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When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains
Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water
by Pigpig161 April 11, 2020
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During anal sex, pee inside your partner's ass. When you pull out, after cumming, have your partner poop on you. The poop will be a lovely mixture of poop, pee and cum, resembling muddy water.
Oh, man we were messing around last night and she gave me an intense muddy waters.
by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012
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