Murphetti

(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.

"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."

Murphetti by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

Murphnation

noun:
1. A nation in which everyone wants to be a part of. A happy glourious place, sometimes it is party central. This place is filled with laughter, tranquility, harmony, peace and love. Murphnation does not exist unless murph is actually present. Murph is the happiest, coolest, person you'll ever meet. In fact...shout out...LOVE YOU BIDDY. She can dance, hoop, twirl, and spin, and when she does, all is right in the world. (the best kind of nation to be in)
2. Murphnation is also close to an orgasm. Actually it's even better. When the rub is right, shivers run thoughout your body and you just want to scream. Phriends who have gone through this are most likely to go through withdraw if lacking 'murphnation.' It is healthy to have this more then 5 times a year. If you are lucky enough...it will happen everyday.

Ah murphnation was so fun last night, I creamed all night.

Damn, I murphanated everywhere.

Anyone feel like doing a little murphnation tonight? Unc, unc, unc...

Murphnation by spinninhooopla September 23, 2008

Murphitize 

to change the text of a play to make it comicaly enhansed.

He murphitized the taming of the shrew (wicked unbelievable)

Murphitize by N_S May 13, 2005

Murphoptical 

pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

That I hit the fire hydrant with my car after squashing the old lady, and the water from the hydrant washed away the pills she needed to pull through until the ambulance arrived, was all rather Murphoptical, looking back on it.

Murphoptical by Caseyupdike February 1, 2008

morphette 

A sexy girl. A human version of a smurfette. A word invented by the infamous Morph to salute the sexy female form.

She's a sexy Morphette!

morphette by Morph December 16, 2007

marchetti 

A male who tries to act like a man but carries female tendencies and characteristics.

A guy who likes what woman commonly like, such as television shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills, songs about love (always sung by women), and romantic comedies like "Serendipity."

Man, why do you have to be such a marchetti and listen to this Hilary Duff song?

marchetti by No Mistake May 15, 2007