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Morphett Vale 

Suburb of Adelaide, South Australia, globally recognised for its over abundant production of high quality memelords and shitposters. Dissected by a train line, those east of such prefer to die from alcohol poisoning while the western denizens stay up all night trading stolen jewellery for their next meth hit.
Morphett Vale is a suburb of Adelaide
Morphett Vale by Treedweller76 September 26, 2018
(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.
"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."
Murphetti by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

morphette 

A sexy girl. A human version of a smurfette. A word invented by the infamous Morph to salute the sexy female form.
She's a sexy Morphette!
morphette by Morph December 16, 2007

Morphette 

A female that owns or frequently wears a Morphsuit. A morphsuit is a 100% lycra suit that covers the entire body. Commonly seen at collegiate sporting events. Can be solid colors or patterns such as zebra stripes.
Guy: "Did you see the morphette last night?"

Friend: "Yea, she was awesome."
Morphette by Veracious Fallacy October 20, 2011

morphette 

A female changling that can easily and sometimes inconveniently adopt a new persona.
If you have a friend of this persuasion in your acquaintence then good luck! (You'll need it to help weather the changes)
(ex GF just *emoted* that she needs to meet someone else)
"Morphed again by the morphette queen"
morphette by flatly December 5, 2005

morphittodaman 

A person who has too much time on his or her hands.

Lazy

Someone who is super sweet, somewhat over-weight, kind, smart, plays Guitar Hero a lot, and is a geek.

A person who knows a lot of people, has a lot of lady friends and gets hugs every day, but hasn't had a girlfriend in ages.

A guy who is super shy around the girl he likes.
That stupid morphittodaman....He's always playing video games and making up stupid games and words...He needs a life.

Mom: Will you take this garbage out?
Son: Not yet, hold on...
*five hours later*
Mom: Quit being a morphittodaman.

Girl: Look at that morphittodaman, he's amazing, too bad he looks kinda ugly and is a major dork.

Group of people: Hey morphittodaman! What's up? Me and the others are throwin' a party, you wanna come? Girls will be there mate, c'mon.

Guy: Come on dude, just ask her.
Other guy: I can't man...I just can't look at her and talk to her at the same time...
Guy: Dude...You're being a morphittodaman. Grow some balls and ask her.
morphittodaman by morphittodaman January 21, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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