morphett 

An overly obese, lazy, sweat prone fat prick who exhibits beastiality tendencies.

Morphett ate all the pies

morphett by Rohan April 18, 2003

Morphett Vale 

Suburb of Adelaide, South Australia, globally recognised for its over abundant production of high quality memelords and shitposters. Dissected by a train line, those east of such prefer to die from alcohol poisoning while the western denizens stay up all night trading stolen jewellery for their next meth hit.

Morphett Vale is a suburb of Adelaide

Morphett Vale by Treedweller76 September 26, 2018

Murphetti

(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.

"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."

Murphetti by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

morphette 

A sexy girl. A human version of a smurfette. A word invented by the infamous Morph to salute the sexy female form.

She's a sexy Morphette!

morphette by Morph December 16, 2007

Morphette 

A female that owns or frequently wears a Morphsuit. A morphsuit is a 100% lycra suit that covers the entire body. Commonly seen at collegiate sporting events. Can be solid colors or patterns such as zebra stripes.

Guy: "Did you see the morphette last night?"

Friend: "Yea, she was awesome."

Morphette by Veracious Fallacy October 20, 2011

morphette 

A female changling that can easily and sometimes inconveniently adopt a new persona.
If you have a friend of this persuasion in your acquaintence then good luck! (You'll need it to help weather the changes)

(ex GF just *emoted* that she needs to meet someone else)
"Morphed again by the morphette queen"

morphette by flatly December 5, 2005

morphittodaman 

A person who has too much time on his or her hands.

Lazy

Someone who is super sweet, somewhat over-weight, kind, smart, plays Guitar Hero a lot, and is a geek.

A person who knows a lot of people, has a lot of lady friends and gets hugs every day, but hasn't had a girlfriend in ages.

A guy who is super shy around the girl he likes.

That stupid morphittodaman....He's always playing video games and making up stupid games and words...He needs a life.

Mom: Will you take this garbage out?
Son: Not yet, hold on...
*five hours later*
Mom: Quit being a morphittodaman.

Girl: Look at that morphittodaman, he's amazing, too bad he looks kinda ugly and is a major dork.

Group of people: Hey morphittodaman! What's up? Me and the others are throwin' a party, you wanna come? Girls will be there mate, c'mon.

Guy: Come on dude, just ask her.
Other guy: I can't man...I just can't look at her and talk to her at the same time...
Guy: Dude...You're being a morphittodaman. Grow some balls and ask her.

morphittodaman by morphittodaman January 21, 2008