Murphyitis 

Feat or opening letters and official forms

40 new letters I can't open ,I must have M
Murphyitis. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong....Murphy's law

Murphyitis by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022

murphyitis 

A fear of opening letters and filling out official forms

The letters are piling up, Don't the know I have Murphyitis

murphyitis by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022

murphites 

Slang for the faggots who went to Murphy JHS. A common term used by Gelinas faggots.

Damn you murphites!

murphites by A Stony Brooklyner January 5, 2012

Murphitize 

to change the text of a play to make it comicaly enhansed.

He murphitized the taming of the shrew (wicked unbelievable)

Murphitize by N_S May 13, 2005