Munstie

A ‘thing’ that acts like the most sweetest and innocent thing ever. But deep inside, they’re a sneaky little fuck who’s out to get you at any moment.

Awwh, he’s like a little Munstie. Don’t trust ‘it’

by Anonymoussss’ June 11, 2018

munsterbating

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Herman Munstered

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.

Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!

by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006

Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010

munsterpoo

What you call someone who spends way too much time on mmorpg sites, such as GaiaOnline, Neopets, and NeoDrama.net. Is usually a pale, pimply 28 year old man who lives in his mother's basement.

Person: Yo, it says you've been online for 20 hours straight! What a munsterpoo!

Person: Hey munsterpoo! How's your online persona going?

by richardnub January 16, 2011

Marilyn Munster Syndrome

When one single member of a family turns out normal and an upstanding citizen while the rest of the family is losers.

Christine told her family members that she got a new promotion. Since all her family was in prison it made this Marilyn Munster Syndrome situation awkward.

by Gary and Jeff August 15, 2008

Münster

Münster is a beautiful city in Germany which got elected as the most livable city in the world in its population size.

That's Münster!

by vandemony July 6, 2010