An Einstein-relativity device that warps the space-time continuum to such an extent that the user does not perceive the passage of time. To the user, or "player," only hunger, ass-cramps, or bladder pressure will provide clues as to the "tempus fugit."
"Ding! I am the bomb on this mmorpg. Word Y'All! Fuck-a-duck man, it's 7 a.m.! Not cool. Not cool. That mmorpg just made me miss my midterm."
by Dutch681 June 12, 2007
An Massivly Multiplayer Online Role Paying Game, where a bunch of computer geeks and little picked on kids can fight for sweet powers and beat the other online role players or chat about stuff like how 1337 you are and whoop your High School Bully back to "n00b land"
That guy is level 60! - 1337god247
OMG r U SERIOUS!? - fighter68
Yeah, hes got that one spell "ChopUinHalf" - 1337god247
Holy Poo! I can't wait to be just like him! - fight68
OMG r U SERIOUS!? - fighter68
Yeah, hes got that one spell "ChopUinHalf" - 1337god247
Holy Poo! I can't wait to be just like him! - fight68
by Kyle Cleary March 17, 2005
by Ann D May 30, 2006
Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.
Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect.
Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.
Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect.
Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.
MMORPG player 1: "Dude i got an iron bikini for my half-elven unicorn tamer. id rather look at that than leave the square foot of space in front of my monitor and breathe something other than my own stench"
MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"
MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"
by Acolyte of Ouzounian March 05, 2007
An acronym for "Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game". Players play the video game competing against and cooperating with other players connected to an online network. Most require players to purchase the software and pay a subscription fee to participate.
Some eaxamples are EverQuest, World of Warcraft, Ultima Online, Star Wars Galaxies among others. These games have spawned a sub-culture of gamers with many of their own words and phrases unique to the experience.
Some eaxamples are EverQuest, World of Warcraft, Ultima Online, Star Wars Galaxies among others. These games have spawned a sub-culture of gamers with many of their own words and phrases unique to the experience.
1. MMORPG's rule, but I haven't had a date since I started playing. :(
2. I'm a l337 lvl 60 in WoW. I pwn!
2. I'm a l337 lvl 60 in WoW. I pwn!
by JayJay Jackson May 28, 2005
by Greg November 06, 2004
Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. The rather long acronym for the most popular types of games in the world. The key features that separate these from other games are:
1) monthly payments
2) constantly changing game
3) seasonal events
4) the ability to talk to, trade with, fight and team up with other players
5) non-linear gameplay
6) an illogical stereotype about people getting addicted to them, being fat and unhealthy.
Although it is true that they are slightly to fairly addictive in some cases, due to the natural human urge to better yourself, it is only a minority of people that this actually affects, and they have to be weak minded enough to convince themselves that games are more important than social lives. However, contrary to popular opinion, in moderation, they are much better than watching TV as most critics of them tend to do in their spare time as they improve reaction times, memory, reasoning and tactical thinking.
1) monthly payments
2) constantly changing game
3) seasonal events
4) the ability to talk to, trade with, fight and team up with other players
5) non-linear gameplay
6) an illogical stereotype about people getting addicted to them, being fat and unhealthy.
Although it is true that they are slightly to fairly addictive in some cases, due to the natural human urge to better yourself, it is only a minority of people that this actually affects, and they have to be weak minded enough to convince themselves that games are more important than social lives. However, contrary to popular opinion, in moderation, they are much better than watching TV as most critics of them tend to do in their spare time as they improve reaction times, memory, reasoning and tactical thinking.
Bob: "You're such a nerd for playing an MMORPG Phil. You should really quit".
Phil: "Quit? And sit there watching American Idol and shouting at the TV? No thanks".
Phil: "Quit? And sit there watching American Idol and shouting at the TV? No thanks".
by Chilliconcarnage December 05, 2009