Munster /ˈmʌnstər/ muhn-ster – noun
Also see: opposite of modest, national shames and
incest.
Provincial backwater located in the South West of
Ireland.
Home of gangland violence in Limerick, the Blarney
Stone in Cork, the Rock of Cashel in Tipperary, highest level of teen pregnancy again in Limerick and for having the only Amateur body that repeatedly engages in industrial action (Cork hurlers).
Most famous for their professional rugby team who engage in an archaic & tedious playing style likened to glorified crawling which somehow has seen them victorious in two Heineken Cup finals. Boast both the largest traveling support and yet the worst
home support in European rugby made up predominantly of
people actually from rural Leinster. Munster supporters are known to profess passionate working class routes and a great attachment to their team despite actually having attended private schools and failing to have followed rugby for more then 5 years, they now claim Athenry is Munster and that a bonus point loss away in
France should be hailed as a national celebration.
Once beat a weakened All Black'
s midweek team and have spent the subsequent 30 years reminding the world of that fact. Their continuing repeating of this fact makes England and their mentioning of the World Cup in
66 seem
like a
father talking about how his 7 year old won the south county under 7 mixed B GAA league after the other team failed to show due to an outbreak of chickenpox.
Munster Fan (from Kilkenny): Munsther are loike the biggest liginds ever to play the
game, the pashun is unbelievable loike!
Anyone else:
Excuse me? Who are you
and what language are you speaking?