Munsterbate

To masterbate while simultaneously eating slices on muenster cheese off of self's naked body

Dude I munsterbated before that interview

by Your neiborhood definitions May 26, 2018

monksterbate

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

mau5sterbate

When one frivolously and furiously faps while listening to Deadmau5 :)

Dan proceeded to mau5sterbate to the new Deadmau5 song.

by Why_Me May 8, 2011

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

by Shake Zula May 10, 2005