Monsties

When an individual drinks too much Monster Energy Drink rendering him/her to a state of heightened energy. Typically signs include the shakes, premonitions, or jokes that when retold are followed up with, "well you had to be there."

I have had five monsters - I'm getting the Monsties!

Monsties by T-Lennie June 10, 2009

pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.

MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'

pulling monties by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009

mostiest 

more than moster. You use it when your trying to prove to your girlfriend that sometthing is better than what she's saying.

sexier
sexiest
sexiest mostiest

mostiest by mostiest May 16, 2006

monties 

"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)

"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."

monties by Casey Johns July 21, 2008

Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.

This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?

Moisties by scottfilly November 30, 2009

Moistiest 

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.

YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.

Moistiest by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020

Mostiestererest 

To be used to beat your girlfriend is a "I love you most," off in which you get stuck with the I love you mostest side and can't see a way out.

Girlfriend: I love you mostest
Boyfriend: I love you mostiestererest

Mostiestererest by Gatchabitch February 16, 2021