Munchausened

verb - the act of causing someone else to be sick in order to gain attention for oneself

That crazy mother Munchausened her daughter.

by jenclem October 3, 2023

Filthy Munchausen

This one's for the ladies!

Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!

My girl gave me the Filthy Munchausen last week... I haven't had a proper shit in days.

by Mjolnir12982 September 23, 2016

Computer Munchausen's

A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.

Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.

by XombieDad July 1, 2009

Munchausen Buy Product

A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotage high price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.

My mom has gone through 8 vacuums in the past year. She must have Munchausen Buy Product.

by mutterhals July 14, 2009

Münchausen

Taken from Münchausen's syndrome, a person who does improper and annoying things to direct attention to themselves.

That guy who keeps spilling his water must be a münchausen. He just wants the attention.

by pureevilPB March 21, 2009

Munchausen iProxy

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.

I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.

by meanjavabean October 13, 2019

Munchausens

Munchausens is a rare, possibly ficticious, disorder that is perfect to use in a situation where one has to get in or out of a social obligation, family event, or work or school obligation. It is rare enough, that when you mention it, people raise their eyebrows in awe, not wanting to question this serious condition. Works best to say your 'friend' has Munchausens, because if someone actually does Google it, you won't want them to think you really have it. The perfect 'out.'

Chauncy: "Hey Karen, do you want to go with me to Opera in the Park tonight?"
Karen: "Oh, wow, thanks, sounds great... unfortunately my friend Jill... her Munchausens ....it's bad."
Chauncy: "Sounds awful..."
Karen: "yep... Munchausens... " Then look down, wipe a tear. Change subject.

by Funny Moms September 11, 2016