ho cred

When you date a fellow just because it will sound impressive later, not because you have a legitimate interest in him.

Selena Gomez is really racking up the ho cred by dating Justin Beiber.

by mutterhals October 31, 2011

Munchausen Buy Product

A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotage high price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.

My mom has gone through 8 vacuums in the past year. She must have Munchausen Buy Product.

by mutterhals July 14, 2009