Münchausen 

Taken from Münchausen's syndrome, a person who does improper and annoying things to direct attention to themselves.

That guy who keeps spilling his water must be a münchausen. He just wants the attention.

Münchausen by pureevilPB March 21, 2009

Munchausen 

A person who injures themselves or others on purpose, fakes illnesses/injuries or makes up outrageous sob stories to get attention/sympathy from others. Derived by Munchausens Syndrome, which is named for Baron Munchausen.

She's a Munchausen, all she wants is attention and she'll get it any way she can.

Munchausen by PearlieGirl July 19, 2018

Munchausen Buy Product 

A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotage high price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.

My mom has gone through 8 vacuums in the past year. She must have Munchausen Buy Product.

Munchausen Buy Product by mutterhals July 14, 2009

Munchausen iProxy 

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.

I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.

Munchausen iProxy by meanjavabean October 13, 2019

Munchausen's syndrome 

Disorder in which an individual pretends to have certain symptoms in order to be admitted into a hospital or undergo various medical tests.

Eminem's CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET: "Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome."

Munchausen's syndrome by Fangsta March 18, 2003

munchausen biproxy 

When a person causes a family member illness in order to care for or be the hero in curing them.

Derived from the word/name Manchausen of a German traveler who apparently exaggerated his experiences in his stories

Eminem's mother suffered from munchausen biproxy.

munchausen biproxy by karmakoma April 22, 2006

munchausen wank 

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...

The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.

munchausen wank by Nighto77 June 16, 2018