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muharrem
The Muharrem are a rare breed of people from the Ottoman Empire they were known to have penis which when flaccid around 30m on avarage when endangered their penis would then become errect this would then lead to the penis to then grow up to 15km this wouldn be able to kill anyone this because by pulling back the foreskin it had 2 modes pulling it back and fourth rapidly would lead to it working like a minigun and a heavy pull back would lead to it working a sniper. They were always ready to fight as their was a great food shortage so they were always hunted for their meat. They were never stop as a bread the ‘dick sniper spermozo 2300’ which it is now called is a technique they would use when looking for an enemy it would reach a radius of 300 miles and could drown anyone if they were hit by the sperm because of this survival they still walk the earth now, but some don’t make the most of what they have
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muharrem ince
A Turkish "politician" of the opposition and a former teacher who performs Friday prayer everyday since the age of 15. He also writes poems about masturbation and women with large boobs in his free time.
Have you seen how Muharrem Inces' guard pushed a civilian off the scene while taking selfie with him?
muharrem ince by 14532023 June 19, 2018
Muharem
Muharem is a Muslim name
It's for males but if your a male named Muharem you are stupid (I'm not rascist)
It's for males but if your a male named Muharem you are stupid (I'm not rascist)
Muharem by THE REAL MEMER October 22, 2016
Muharem
Muharem is on of the kindest people he is the best friend you always wanted.
He brings out the best in you.
He brings out the best in you.
Muharem by Bob Ross girl November 22, 2021
Ajdin Muharemović
A wanted criminal and at 13 his criminal record is:
assault
Not complyng with police
Drug abuse (2 charges)
(He does not realise he ruined his life and will not be able to get a job)
assault
Not complyng with police
Drug abuse (2 charges)
(He does not realise he ruined his life and will not be able to get a job)
Ajdin Muharemović by Ermin Mlivić August 28, 2022
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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