The Muharrem are a rare breed of people from the Ottoman Empire they were known to have penis which when flaccid around 30m on avarage when endangered their penis would then become errect this would then lead to the penis to then grow up to 15km this wouldn be able to kill anyone this because by pulling back the foreskin it had 2 modes pulling it back and fourth rapidly would lead to it working like a minigun and a heavy pull back would lead to it working a sniper. They were always ready to fight as their was a great food shortage so they were always hunted for their meat. They were never stop as a bread the ‘dick sniper spermozo 2300’ which it is now called is a technique they would use when looking for an enemy it would reach a radius of 300 miles and could drown anyone if they were hit by the sperm because of this survival they still walk the earth now, but some don’t make the most of what they have

Girl: Damn your dicks big
Man: yeah thanks but it’s no muharrem

muharrem by A1B9C6 June 28, 2018

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Muhareb

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

Muhareb, the result of being a Hater, is not exactly jealousy. The Muhareb doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the Muhareb wants to knock somelse down a notch.

Susan: You know, Kevin from accounting is doing very well. He just bought a house in a very nice part of town.

Mike (Muhareb): If he is doing so well why does he drive that '89 Taurus?

Muhareb by apayame May 30, 2011

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Ajdin Muharemović

A wanted criminal and at 13 his criminal record is:
assault
Not complyng with police
Drug abuse (2 charges)
(He does not realise he ruined his life and will not be able to get a job)

Ur a criminal like Ajdin Muharemović

Ajdin Muharemović by Ermin Mlivić August 28, 2022

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muharrem ince

A Turkish "politician" of the opposition and a former teacher who performs Friday prayer everyday since the age of 15. He also writes poems about masturbation and women with large boobs in his free time.

Have you seen how Muharrem Inces' guard pushed a civilian off the scene while taking selfie with him?

muharrem ince by 14532023 June 19, 2018

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