Muffyrina 

Muffyrina is the combined ship between two animal crossing characters named Muffy and Marina.

Maddie: Hey! What is your favorite animal crossing ship?
Taylor: Muffyrina is my favorite!

Muffyrina by Madame Marbles November 15, 2021

muffgrinding

The act of rubbing vaginas against one another vigorously, with the intent of sexual stimulation to the point of orgasm.

The chicks in that porn flick engaged in some serious muffgrinding before the guy with the long shlong showed up.

muffgrinding by t-mano December 1, 2006

muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

Muffination by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011

muffering 

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

muffering by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

muffinate 

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

muffinate by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

muffinage 

the quality of having a muffin, apecifically an appetizing muffin, one worthy of be munched under even the most heinous conditions

Little G has got some outrageous muffinage - I'd eat that after a 10K run on the 4th of July!

muffinage by J<spiderman>B July 5, 2006