4th of July

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

4th of July

A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.

Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July

by Sha nae nae girrrl July 5, 2005

4th of July

The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.

Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!

by 5e-784-0jopdfyt09345h April 26, 2009

4th of July

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju January 4, 2006

4th of July

The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth

I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!

by Golerina January 13, 2008

4th of july

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"

by Timmy Heacock July 11, 2008