Miffton

A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ewwww. so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!

Watch out or that Miffton will get ya!!

by The Morgantown Miffton January 27, 2009

miffonwae

Pretty laid back chic that has no emotion

Miffonwae is a strange kind of chic with no emotion

by Pasta supremo November 22, 2021

Miffon

The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.

It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.

by Miffon Master December 7, 2010

Muffton

Mutton is meat. Muffton is vaginal meat.

Guy 1: I ate this girls muffton last night.
Guy 2: that’s some crazy ass shit bro.

by Famous publisher February 28, 2021