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A very plump vagina.
Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?
Muffcake by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015
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A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake
I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!
Muffcake by Bojo man May 28, 2015
An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.
Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.
muffcake by Frazznizzle March 2, 2006
Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.
The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.
Muffcake by Bandie4ever October 6, 2010
A cupcake that has had all of its frosting licked off, therein becoming a muffin.
Does anyone want my muffcake? I only like the frosting...
Muffcake by Scooter McBooter January 26, 2019

moist muffcake 

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.
Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake
moist muffcake by The God Rod February 24, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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