2 definitions by Scooter McBooter

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.
I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...
by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017
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A cupcake that has had all of its frosting licked off, therein becoming a muffin.
Does anyone want my muffcake? I only like the frosting...
by Scooter McBooter January 27, 2019
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