Ghost of Kyiv and a very unprofessional football player. He plays for the worst club in London, Chelsea where he was supposed to be "New Chelsea Hazard" but instead he became Real Madrid Hazard. Fraud and a digusting player who should get shipped back to Ukraine ASAP.
by Jude Smellingham June 9, 2024
Get the Mudpig mug.Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
by Zack Belk December 9, 2008
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(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)
"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"
"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."
"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"
"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."
"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"
by Hairy Bungaloo April 4, 2009
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by tinye11177 January 7, 2011
Get the Frozen Mudpie mug.by Shawnny B April 28, 2006
Get the Mudpie mug.When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.
by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011
Get the Philadelphia Mudpie mug.The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.
by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010
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