Mudpig 

Ghost of Kyiv and a very unprofessional football player. He plays for the worst club in London, Chelsea where he was supposed to be "New Chelsea Hazard" but instead he became Real Madrid Hazard. Fraud and a digusting player who should get shipped back to Ukraine ASAP.

-Ghost of Kyiv had a massive stinker again…
-You mean Mudpig?

Mudpig by Jude Smellingham June 9, 2024

mudpie delight 

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

mudpie delight by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

mudpiles

(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)

"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"

"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."

"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"

mudpiles by Hairy Bungaloo April 4, 2009

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

Frozen Mudpie by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

Mudpie 

An Anal Creampie, the act of ejaculating in an anus.

Did you give that ho a mudpie?
Sure did.

Mudpie by Shawnny B April 28, 2006

Philadelphia Mudpie

When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.

Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.

Philadelphia Mudpie by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011

turkish mudpie 

The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.

Lastinite I gave the two sluts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!

turkish mudpie by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010