mudpipe 

n. One who is unreasonably dirty-looking often with grimy ungroomed hair or ragged filthy clothing.

"Hey! look at that fat chick with the dredlocks and the wife-beater! Holy shit, she really should shave those legs! Tell that mudpipe to crawl back into the sewers from which she came!"

mudpipe by snowman February 19, 2005

mississippi mudpipe

When the fecal matter begins to surface from the anus, the man uses his penis to forcefully reinsert the matter into the anus.

I gave her the mississippi mudpipe last night.

mississippi mudpipe by Mr. Mudpipe August 2, 2009

mudpie delight 

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

mudpie delight by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

mudpiles

(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)

"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"

"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."

"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"

mudpiles by Hairy Bungaloo April 4, 2009

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

Frozen Mudpie by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

Mudpie 

An Anal Creampie, the act of ejaculating in an anus.

Did you give that ho a mudpie?
Sure did.

Mudpie by Shawnny B April 28, 2006

Philadelphia Mudpie

When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.

Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.

Philadelphia Mudpie by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011